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Cocaine Is Going Organic and Free Trade

Cocaine is bad. We’ll just say that up front, loud and clear right now. Drugs, like most anything done in excess, will wreck your life. But drugs also get you arrested or killed along the way. It’s a major amount of risk and hassle. But if you’ve chosen to do them anyway, shouldn’t you want to use the absolute best quality available?

You eat organic kale and quinoa, and bought a conflict-free diamond, and sip your free trade coffee. But what about your cocaine? Well according to James Martin, Senior Lecturer in Criminology at Macquarie University, you can now buy your hard drugs in as ethical a way as you so choose. In Martin’s book, Drugs on the Dark Net, he details how the post-Silk Road drug selling business has shifted to become more and more customer-centric. Customer service, product and seller reviews, and dispute resolution are all now part of the online drug buying process. Tormarket and its illicit drug sellers have had to take a page out of Amazon’s playbook just to stay competitive. It has also led to the rise of “ethically-sourced” drugs.

Darkweb seller’s sites are just like eBay or Amazon. They’ve got listings that are meant to entice you away from their competition and capture your attention – and money. To do that, they have to stand out and/or respond to their customer’s wishes. And going free trade and organic is still the defacto trend in consumer goods.

These listings read like something off the back of a Starbucks cup –

Welcome to the libertarian cocaine dealers. We never buy coke from cartels! We never buy coke from police! Helping farmers from Peru, Bolivia and some chemistry students in Brazil, Paraguay and Argentina is our goal. We do fair trade!
– Excerpt from seller page – Evolution

and

This is the best opium you will try, by purchasing this you are supporting local farmers in the hills of Guatemala and you are not financing violent drug cartels.
– Excerpt from seller page – Evolution

The reasons behind this surprising twist in the drugs marketplace come down to the changing face of competition. Where local street-corner dealers can use violence and intimidation to score new turf and therefore customers, the decentralized online marketplaces have no turf. Killing a fellow dealer in NYC would do nothing to prevent someone in Kentucky from setting up an account and selling his drugs. So these sellers have been forced to compete in more “legitimate” ways. Customer feedback and five star ratings play a huge role here. As do refund policies (!) and quality control. Welcome to the world of Drugs 2.0

You can check out this in-depth piece on so-called Fair Trade drugs from Drugs on the Dark Net. It’s a fascinating look inside a corner of the internet most don’t venture into to, and the ways it is changing. The full piece is well worth a read. And if reading isn’t your thing, maybe conflict-free opium is…

Adam Kaslikowski

I enjoy writing about all factors of this lifestyle of ours. If I'm not writing or running F24, you can generally find me in the garage tinkering on a vintage car or motorcycle. If you need anything from me, try bribing with Randy's Donuts first.

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